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"The Situation" Jersey Shore is a TOOL!

So as a fellow Jersey Boy living there my whole childhood I have to say the show on MTV Jersey shore is hilarious and awesome. It shows how some people are just full of themselves and others how they play their game right.

Here is the Number 1 TOOL of Jersey Shore

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This guy is so full of himself.  The best part about the show is when it shows the cockiest guy on the show cry like a little bitch when Ronnie steals Sammie from him.  So she likes to make out with more than one guy at a bar.  WELCOME TO THE JERSEY SHORE PEOPLE!  I never heard a guy cry and bitch as much as the situation did.  The funny thing is that he is still saying what a mistake she is doing and she will come around because he is the situation.  What a retard!!  If the Situation would read this article he would just say “I am Hating” and hes got a full time job for me then.  No that is not what I am saying.   I am saying you gotta step up your macking skills because you just got played son!

14 Responses to “"The Situation" Jersey Shore is a TOOL!”

  1. […] floor. Vinny is cool so I hope he does not get the boot. He is probably the only sane Guido there. The Situation is a retard. Pauly D is alright. Man the twists and turns in this show is going […]

  2. Dave says:

    There all a bunch of freakin’ idiots

  3. liastimeq says:

    “Vinny is cool so I hope he does not get the boot. He is probably the only sane Guido there. The Situation is a retard. Pauly D is alright. Man the twists and turns in this show is going […”
    How much is it true?

  4. Bella says:

    I like Mike. Vinni won’t get booted! and Sammi is a Cunt. JWoww is the best. JWoww totally beat up Sammi. Angelina was always a biotch. Deena is a meatball. Snooki=Beautiful. Deena can get annoying. Sammi is a ugly cunt. Snooki beat up Angelina. LOVE JERSEY SHORE!

  5. josh chatterbox says:

    the situation is the biggest retard, ever, nice roast you did for trump you stupid italian mexican. i whould whip your ass in a minute.

  6. amber says:

    vinny; sexyest guy on the planet <3
    mike; nice bod.
    ronnie;he needs to stop crying over that little cunt.
    pauly d; sexy, nice bod, love him.
    jwoww; love her, she my fav<3
    snooks; cutie.
    sammie; cunt eater, needs to die.
    deena; shes ight.
    i love fucking jersey shore, best show out there. keep it going with the season 🙂 i wanna come to the jersey shore one day, and chill with all u guys for a weekend, it would be balling.

  7. asif miah says:

    snookie – nice girl but can be annoying
    jwoww – super hot – totally in love with her. best ass ever.
    ronnie – hypocrite, cry baby but he’s funny when he’s drunk and cheating on sammi. in fact drunk ronnie rules!
    sammi – most boring personality ever, huge ego and biggest hypocrite
    vinny – funny guy
    pauly d – legend, representing the male gender proudly and funny guy too. best wingman ever.
    mike – legend of all legends, king of robberies, the man who can fix the zoo and boot them hippos and the guy that gets girls to get DTF.

    would love to go on a night out with the lads and fuck jenni up her ass.

  8. Rayna says:

    when i was a kid, i really like to receive an assortment of birthday presents like teddy bears and mechanical toys,

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