SO my very best friend has a jerk off boyfriend. Jason, ewwww I do not like him at all. She doesn’t all the time either, but she swears she loves him. I let her see me gag now when she says that crap. We went through a lot with this man. All the way from being followed by him and screamed at by him to eviction papers to opps I’m pregnant. I only ever once got to go really out with this girl, all our time was spent doing retail therapy or tanning or some other girly function. Thats why I love her, she is such a total co-dependant girl. If she gets her nails done, why I should as well!
The one time we went out, she had enough of his tom-foolery for a while. She was mad, really mad and ready to cash it all in, to hell with love. So we made a big deal, got ready at her house. She primped and preened over herself, and my self as well, God what a girl! Hair, make-up, nails, she did it all.
She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and she looked radiant as usual. She looks like she got lost from her tropical island, beautiful. We were ready to go and she asks me where we should go. It was the middle of the week, so real excitement would be limited unless we went to The Emerald which is hot every night. She did not want to have to drive 94 so late, so mild it was. I prattled off all my favorite spots, and each one had a reason not to go from her. I was sure she was getting close to chickening out, so we drove. I told her we would just find some place and go in. The first bar had karaoke, she did not like that. The next one was too busy, after that too unbusy. UGH she was killing time. I called up a friend of mine and asked where he was drinking tonite, and thats where we headed. This was the guy I got my cat from, we are close, real close. I ordered a drink for us both and finally I could see her relaxing. When the girl brought our drinks I ordered four more for each of us. My friend looked at me in surprise, and I pointed to the clock, almost last call. All the work that went into her getting ready and picking the perfect place. She made it there just in time for last call. Five drinks did her alright and we went back to my cats old house where she finally was lit. Lit and glad to be out for once and honestly the house was better than any bar. Her dick face of a boyfriend doesn’t know where it is, no surprise visits from him. Plenty of angry calls, but we did not see him and once she shut her phone off, we had a very nice time afterall.
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