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Best Pick Up Lines & Funny Dating Stories

Welcome to our section of best pick up lines and funny dating stories.  Here are some good lines you can use when to talk to women.  Enjoy our funny dating stories.  We will be updatings out pick up lines and stories weekly.

We have added a great video from youtube of great pick up lines. This will give you an idea of how to use pick up lines in true life. Best pick up lines come at the end of the video. You must watch this!


Top Pick Up Lines Of The Week!

  1. I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  2. Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
  3. Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
  4. i got skittles in my mouth!
    how’d u like to taste the rainbow?
  5. so can i have your number? screw it heres my phone ill call you.
  6. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  7. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

Funny Dating Stories

Here are some funny dating stories that you can read.  Hope you enjoy.

Horror Dating Story

Bad Dates

Creepy Guy