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Get Him Jealous

Probably the most ignorant date a girl can go on is the old “make him jealous” date. It is ignorant because here is how it will go. You, as the female may know a fall back guy, or you may have to hustle and meet one. The fall back guy is the guy who is absolutely smitten with you, but you will not ever be willing to give him the time of day, you just use his good nature to suit your needs. This is already a strike towards karma, so watch your self. If you have to search actively someone out because you have not got a fall back guy you will undoubtedly turn to the Internet for a quick match. This will not add to your bad Karma, but you’re really gambling here, not everyone is honest about whom they are online, so watch your self on that. Once you have the date, you will casually mention it to the man you really want, or think you want, so he gets worried. He will hear of your date and his first reaction will be jealousy. Then in an instant it is gone, he is angry. He will not be openly angry, his sweet smile as he wishes you luck with this guy will make you want to claw his eyeballs out of their adorable sockets. You will not know he is angry, you will think he is done, so you had better up the ante. By up the ante I mean you will plan a better date than your guy has ever taken you on, and when you get ready for the date you will look positively perfect. Somehow you will manage to have him see how perfect you look for this date. His mind is going wide open, but you will never know. While he sits and stews on your date, his mind is working overtime, making plans of his own. If in your mans circle of friends, he is not the one guy who can get his friends in heaps of trouble, than your man knows this guy. This will be the first guy he calls to tell about your new date. This friend will be angrier than your man and will vow revenge on you via your man.
Meanwhile you sit on a date you did not even want to be on, bored out of your mind and unable to even concentrate on what your date is talking about. Instead your mind plays out scenarios with your man and you, and how this will all work out. It will be at this time you startlingly realize this is not going to work. Then unless you have a very good wing girl to call you and get you out of it, you are stuck. This jealousy date is usually a solo feat with us girls, we deep down know it will not work and we neglect to tell our best friend, who will assuredly tell you it’s a dumb idea and may talk you out of it. Prior to the date you know how it will go but you think maybe this time will be different. Stupid girls, we are sometimes.
You will have to complete the date, and stay out late or it will be obvious it was a crap date, your man will know. So we sit and wait. Wait and worry. It is too late now though, you are on the date and there is no turning back. The thing here is that while you are on your date, your man is with that friend of his. Maybe at the strip club, maybe just at the trashiest bar they know, searching out that one girl. We have all seen her at the bar. She is so drunk she can hardly walk, and her slutty outfit looks even sluttier as she shakes her ass all over the dance floor. She hangs all over the men, floating from one to the next, until someone asks to take her home. She will go, she is after all, the bar slut. It is what she does, and sick enough she never feels lowly, rather she is encouraged by the countless men she has taken into her bed, see’s it as a medal of slut honor or some shit. God only knows what she thinks, but I am certain it is not shame. More likely than not she is thinking “OMG, like I totally can’t wait to post these pics on MySpace!!” or she is not thinking, she is just a stupid slut, after all.
This stupid STD filled slut is about to fuck your man, and you, you dumbass. You are on the worlds worst date. Trying to make him envious.
See men do not get us, they cannot figure us out, so when we say we have that date, his man mind goes to his recollections of lovemaking with you. It is all he can see in there, your naked body, hot, sweaty, and writhing about passionately. But in his minds eye it is not him bringing you to orgasm. It is a faceless man who you have been on this date with. Men cannot believe we aren’t on this date to get some, see that is how they work to one up a girl. They sleep with someone else, and in a ninjaesque manner, we never know. He keeps this jewel to himself, knowing he won. While we may have no intentions of sleeping with the jealousy date guy, he believes we will. He will never believe you did not either, no matter how adamantly you swear you did not, and still you have no clue he has one upped you. The only way he will tell you is if you first tell him you slept with your date. But you have. not So while you sit there, lamely staring at your fall back guy, your man is in the sluts bed, naked, hot and writhing in passion. Now girls, who is the jealous one?
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