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Ohio Man Bulldozes Home To Stop Foreclosure!

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Foreclosure BulldozerSo this story had to make our stupid news blog. Now that his home is gone where is he going to sleep! I feel like criminal actions can be placed against him in some way because he is doing this in spite. Now lets get some things straight. Your home is still going to foreclose and if you have house insurance they might fix the damages which I doubt because you did this intently and if you ever want house insurance I am sure your premiums are going to be sky high now.

Thousands of dollars are lost and now people’s homes in the development lost value now because of the wreckage. So basically you got a little of fame you should use it to your advantage so you can make money to repay all the damage you have done. This shows just how stupid some people can be!

I know why people get stabbed 47 times

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

stabbed-many-timesWhen i was a kid we had a farm. on this farm, we had some farm animals, you know the sort, cows, pigs chickens….  little Capac reference there. We had goats, rabbits, ducks, a horse for a bit and dogs and cats. we raised the pigs to be butcherd and the cow was intended to provide for us, milk. I had mini lop rabbits, to show at the 4-h fair and I had meat rabbits, for eating. We grew a garden and picked berries to freeze and make jelly with every year. the chickens provided eggs, I have eaten more eggs in my life and know about 100 ways to cook an egg,  and on a good day we got to eat one of those fuckers instead of eggs.

By now your wondering, I am sure, about eating the rabbits. Let me first tell you this. The goats were intended to eat, but baby goats are cute as hell and noone would kill them, we had a lot of goats. Rabbits are cute as well, but mouy easy to not get attached to and to kill. You hold them by the back of the head and crack the body out like a whip. The neck breaks and its all done.  It takes several rabbits though to feed a family of six. The chickens, although delicious were too good eggers to eat them all.

The care of these farm critters was my responsibility, feeding watering and a lot of butchering. I made Josh help me almost daily, he was a boy after all.. Then I raised cornish hens for agriculture class and of the 50 I had, only ten were ment for the project. We finally had some birds we could eat. Now when you kill a chicken, you use a log and put 2 nails into it, about an inch and a half apart, pounding them in so a good part is above the log still. The chickens head goes between the nails and you chop the head off. Chickens, once beheaded flip around and you have to put a bushel basket over them so they dont shoot out blood everywhere.

After seeing my mom cleanly behead them with the ax I was confident to do it alone. So was mom. Here though lies the trouble. an ax is somewhat heavy to a skinny ten year old, so I opted for our chipped meat cleaver. Dull meat cleaver. Not to say I didnt try the ax, my aim was just not like moms, and well… have you ever seen a chicken without most of its skull, and its stupid chicken eyes are looking at you like, “argh! you fuckin nazi what the hell are you doing to me???” the second swing of the ax wasnt much better, chickens can still cluck even after you have chopped off their beak. it just sounds weird though. a few swings of the ax werte well placed, but I had a lot of cluckers to kill. I went for the cleaver. Incidently I wasnt much better with the new weapon. It was chipped as I mentioned and not very sharp.

axeThe first chop with the cleaver didnt even go through the neck. I had by this time seen so much poultry carnage, missed chops, beakless clucking hens, and flipping headless bodies. When the cleaver got stuck in the neck i panicked. I knew I was causing harm and i felt awful, so I freaked out a little bit. Ok well, it was a lot of freaking out. my arm became possesed chopping and chopping till the head finally fell to the ground. all I could think was, “please die, please die, please die…” chop chop chop chop. It was then it occured to me that crazy killers probably had the same reaction, you see up close it is very hard to kill something, it takes quite a force. When you stab, or chop something and it doesnt die, well the panic, the “oh my god its still alive” feeling courses through you and next thing you know the news lady is all like ” police investigating the murder say the victim was stabbed 47 times, well chuck you really have to have some mental issues to stab, repeatedly, someone dont you think?”  “thats right carmen, i imagine police are real worried about an insanity plea on this one.”
If the police were raised on farms with dull killing tools to do a butchering they might not be so quick to judge now would they? i have stabbed/ chopped 47 times and I am not some nut job. and I am certain when killing people, the same panic takes over your brain. although I could be wrong, my murders were all commited against farm critters, which is good, had it been people I’d been called a cannibal as well, since we ate what i killed. weird. totally weird.

Pin through mans cheeks & Syringes poking his nipples

Monday, March 9th, 2009

What in the world was this person thinking.  This is absolutly nasty.  Bet you that hurt a lot!


Have any of you every done anything like this?  I think he is starting his own cult.  I am not in on that one!

Sex Doll Scandal in Australia

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

SYDNEY – An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named “Jungle Jane” and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

“It’s totally bizarre. It’s a real concern that someone like that is out on the street,” said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

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